These classes are popular with the hipsters who are colonising Friends first 21 Alexandria 21 Wick and other areas of East London in the throes of gentrification.
On the surface, these workshops are all above-board. After all, what could be creepy about a fully-clothed cuddle?
What could be impure about practising yoga as nature intended? Surely we could all benefit from taking part in such innocuous activities?
But in reality, these workshops predominantly appeal to men who attend in the hope of touching women, staring at naked women, and—best case scenario—touching naked women.
These men are often older, usually single, left-leaning middle-class guys who sometimes sport a man-bun and a big, bushy beard—lubricated with artisan beard-oil—along with loose cotton trousers.
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It might seem like a stretch, but having carried out an undercover investigation into the lap dancing industry, I think the biggest difference is that paying for a lap dance is a more honest transaction.
In theory, the Married but looking in Balm FL who attend these workshops or wokeshops, as I now think of them want to be there as much as the men. Not so fast.
They are very sad men. Why would I? Unfortunately, no woman was willing to pair with.
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Speaking as someone with breasts, I can say with confidence that naked yoga is not a class Ehrwald granny sex for women. It is a class for men to pay a premium to ogle at a naked female instructor.
So having enabled the men to access women, the organisers then give them a green light to get horny. Samantha Rea is a freelance journalist living Sex partners wanting naughty dates London.
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